In Relationship News: Woman Kills Boyfriend Because She ‘Smells Sex’ Upon Him


Rachel Kozloff detected the scent of a sexual encounter on her man, Michael Henry.  This supposed act of infidelity was the last straw of their eight week relationship.  Kozloff had enough, and shot Henry multiple times until he succumbed to his wounds and died.

Eight weeks, huh?  I am trying to think how attached I am to something after eight weeks time and the answer fairly consistently is…’not very’.

A couple of facts to this story:

1)  Her 10 month old son was in the next room while she shot her boyfriend.  So I think we can deduce that her priorities were way off.

2) She had bought a .40-Caliber hand gun and a kit to convert the handgun to a 9mm.  Ummmm…who the hell is this?  Is she a trained assassin?  The MacGyver of murder?

At any rate…she was convicted of Third Degree murder.



In Relationship News: Zombie Apocalypse Argument Leads Man To Shoot Girlfriend


Jared Gurman loves The Walking Dead.   He felt very strongly that a Zombie Apocalypse was not just fictional but also quite plausible.   His long time girlfriend, Jessica Gelderman, disagreed and did not take him very seriously.   Big mistake, Jessica…BIG MISTAKE.  This debate surrounding a fictional show  was taking place over text message but when Gurman became despondent, Jessica took off to meet him at his place at which point he greeted her on his front steps with a semi-automatic assault rifle.   She tried to calm him down but got shot in her back for the trouble.  Her injuries included, a shattered rib, a pierced lung, and a pierced diaphragm.  Gurman is now being charged with with Attempted Murder.

In retrospect I once felt the same way about Transformers, albeit I was six…


Assault With A Sock Of Fecal Matter



It’s a crazy world.  We can all agree on that but imagine that you are just making your morning commute to work and a stranger hits you with a sock full of crap.  No, that’s not just a sock full of ‘stuff’, it was literally a sock full of the man’s fecal matter.  The fecal matter got all over the woman’s hair face and clothes.  The police have identified a ‘person of interest’ but have yet to apprehend the ‘poop flinger’.

I can’t imagine the shock the woman must have felt in the moment and the disgust after.  But nor can I fathom the mental illness that would compel a man to fill  a sock with his own feces and use it as a weapon!



Baby Interrupts Dad’s Video Game Time, Gets Punched, And Dies


Let me start by saying this:  If video games are the most important thing in your life, you are not ready to be a parent.  Period.  This story is the male equivalent to the woman who let her child drown in the bathtub because she was too busy with her Facebook account.

Brian Frazier was playing a video games and his two week old son wasn’t cooperating with dad’s orders to be quiet, so Frazier popped his son.  And with whatever velocity he hit his son, it was enough to kill him.

And now the grandparents of the child are trying to make the Social Services offices culpable for not removing the infant and his brother sooner from the house.  Evidentially the family was living in squalor and Social Services knew about it.  But without out denying some blame on the State and it’s offices,  the charge of murder still falls upon the father and that won’t change.  There are no “do-overs” as it were.

Stefany Ash and Brian Frazier then went so far as to cover up the circumstances of the crime. Frazier is being held without bond for murder and Ash is being held as an accessory after the fact with a million dollar bond.



Forgo Your Burial, Hang Around, And Wait For The Rapture


People get distraught when their loved ones die.  We can all understand that.  And grief effects us all differently, but in Russia, a woman took her husband’s death, well…poorly.  Instead of performing a traditional burial, she kept the corpse of her husband in another room of her Moscow apartment which she shared with her five children.   She thought to herself that he was bound to resurrect and might as well keep him around for the rapture.  In the articles below they describe her as a devout pentecostal christian, but I am pretty sure that has nothing to do with the ‘crazy’ that was going on in her house.

What’s even more morbid than this is the fact she had her children go into the room and ‘feed’ and ‘talk’ to her deceased husband.  I can’t imagine the horror for those kids, nor could I imagine the stench that was consuming the house for three years.  There’s only so much air fresheners can do to cover up the smell!

For how this story ends, I leave it to this Global Post excerpt to explain:

When the family decided to move to another town, two of the children, girls aged 14 and nine, decided to get rid of the body by putting it in plastic bags and dumping it in the bushes, reported The Times of India. The head and right hand broke off while they were moving it, so they threw them into a garbage bin. Authorities launched an investigation after the body parts were found, but have since dropped it. They say the mother does not present a danger to herself or others, and the children have been deemed mentally healthy after a psychological exam.

I struggle to see how anyone could just be ‘ok’ after dumping dad’s body in the bushes after three years but I guess I will leave that in the good hands of the Russian psychiatric community.

(Note:  The picture above is a representation and not an actual picture of the man.)