Son Kills Father, Severs Penis, and Poses For Facebook Selfies

Well, here’s something we thankfully don’t hear about every day.  Carl Edmondson, got an order of protection on his 26 year old son, Carlton Edmondson on November 20th of this year, after the latter through a brick through his father’s window.  And apparently that was for good reason because five days later, while performing a welfare check, police found the elder Edmondson’s body at the bottom of his basement stairs.  His skull was bashed in to the point that his brain matter was scattered everywhere.   There were multiple stab wounds found over his body.  And of course, his penis was severed from his body, because why wouldn’t that be a thing?  

And how do we know that this grotesque crime came at the hands of one Carlton Edmondson?  Great question.  He posted his crime on Facebook.  He actually took a selfie with a blood stained jacket (see above).  He took another with his father’s bashed skull.  Ahhhh…but that’s not all:  He also tried to sell his father’s penis on FB with the sales pitch: ‘$15million f4 tHE d***’

During the bond hearing, the defendant could be heard snickering as the charges were read leading to the judge ordering him to be removed from the court room.  He has been ordered to have a psychiatric exam.

Sources:

Daily Mail

Chicago Sun Times

Fox

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Besties? – Man Wards Off Friend’s Advances By Killing Him And Feeding His Penis To The Dog?

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Mario Alberto Lizalde Reyes

 

This little piece of stupidity gives our small site a little international flavor.  So Mario Alberto Lizalde Reyes was walking his dog with his “life long” friend, Mario Hernandez Banda in Ciudad Juarez.  Apparently Mr. Banda took a liking to his friend that extended beyond the bounds of normal friendship and Mr. Reyes took a little offense to this being perhaps mildly homophobic and quite inebriated.   While Mr. Banda decided to urinate in the alley way along their walk, Mr. Reyes shot him in the head.  But that was not enough to cover the slight that Mr. Reyes felt.  He thought it appropriate street justice to take his friend’s knife, pull down his pants, and sever his penis.  He then, for whatever reason, put his friend’s penis in a bag.  What the hell was he going to do with it?  Bronze it?  Was it some sort of trophy?  Alas, who knows, as it wound up being food for Mr. Reyes’ dog.  The dog was sniffing the bag, and he thought it an appropriate meal for his canine companion.  Mr. Reyes then preceded to go home to sleep off the evening, only to be filled with remorse in the morning.   When he told his stepfather about the incident in the morning, he wound up a human punching bag.  He later turned himself into the police.

Source(s):

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/man-kills-friend-cuts-penis-feeds-dog-article-1.2014982  

 

Pliers and Penis…Not A Good Combo

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I’m not going to judge…actually, ok…I am going to judge. This story is really unbelievable on so many levels.

First off, I am to assume from the story that Miss Valerie Bartkey and Miss Amanda Johnson, lured a boy under the guise of sex so they could torture him and make him drink urine?

The way the story from FOX News reads it’s as if the girls were holding him hostage. Another story indicates he could not leave because they put his shoes in the toilet. Really…wet shoes kept you there? The pliers started gripping your penis, and you were like “I need to get out of here! But damn it…my shoes!

You should have known when you were offered, and drank, the cup of urine that you were in for a bad night buddy…